10. Quit Storing Explosive
Materials in our Watchtowers This never made much
sense anyway.
9. Put Armor Around our Tires
Even though the A-Team can't seem to hit any of our
guys, they can shoot tires with uncanny accuracy.
8. Track the
Sales of Tranquilizers The A-Team has to knock BA
out every time they fly. It probably takes a lot of
tranquilizers to get this done.
7. Shoot Better We never
hit them.
6. Don't be Afraid of Their Bullets They
never hit us
5. Find Young Women in Need of Help The
A-Team will show up before long.
4. Don't Lock the A-Team in
a Warehouse They always find a way to build a tank
while they're trapped.
3. Whatever You Do, Don't
Lock Them in a Warehouse with an Acetylene Torch It
just makes their job easier.
2. For the Love of Mercy,
Don't Lock Them in a Warehouse with an Acetylene Torch
and Dynamite I really shouldn't have to tell you
this... but it's happened too many times before.
1. Don't Let
the Big Guy Toss You That's his best move. And once
he does that, you'll never catch him.